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lastofthetimeladies thetopofthecity

winteriscoming-eventually:

dontcrosscross:

badcgijosh:

That joke about Ned Stark was pretty hastily executed

NO

idk i heard joffrey was laughing his head off

winteriscoming-eventually

rouxx

anberlyn:

shhmurda jonhamm

jeanndarc

stfuconservatives:

likeadoll:

“I play Monopoly with my kids, that’s really fun. My nine year old, she can totally do Monopoly. The six year old totally gets how the game works but she’s not emotionally developed enough to handle her inevitable loss in every game of Monopoly because a monopoly loss is dark. It’s heavy. It’s not like when you lose at Candyland ‘Oh you got stuck in the fudgy-thing, baby! Oh well you’re in the gummy twirly-o’s! You didn’t get to win!’ But when she loses at Monopoly, I gotta look at her little face and go ‘Ok, so here’s what’s gonna happen now, ok? All your property, everything you have, all your railroads and houses, and all your money…that’s mine now. Gotta give it all to me. Give it to me, that’s right. And no no, you can’t play anymore because, you see, even though you’re giving me all of that, it doesn’t even touch how you owe me. Doesn’t even touch it, baby. You’re going down hard, it’s really bad. All you’ve been working for all day, I’m gonna take it now and I’m gonna use it to destroy your sister. I mean I’m gonna ruin her! It is just mayhem on this board for her now.’”
Louis CK: Live at the Beacon Theater

Apt metaphor is apt.

becketts stfuconservatives

stfuconservatives:

likeadoll:

“I play Monopoly with my kids, that’s really fun. My nine year old, she can totally do Monopoly. The six year old totally gets how the game works but she’s not emotionally developed enough to handle her inevitable loss in every game of Monopoly because a monopoly loss is dark. It’s heavy. It’s not like when you lose at Candyland ‘Oh you got stuck in the fudgy-thing, baby! Oh well you’re in the gummy twirly-o’s! You didn’t get to win!’ But when she loses at Monopoly, I gotta look at her little face and go ‘Ok, so here’s what’s gonna happen now, ok? All your property, everything you have, all your railroads and houses, and all your money…that’s mine now. Gotta give it all to me. Give it to me, that’s right. And no no, you can’t play anymore because, you see, even though you’re giving me all of that, it doesn’t even touch how you owe me. Doesn’t even touch it, baby. You’re going down hard, it’s really bad. All you’ve been working for all day, I’m gonna take it now and I’m gonna use it to destroy your sister. I mean I’m gonna ruin her! It is just mayhem on this board for her now.’”

Louis CK: Live at the Beacon Theater

Apt metaphor is apt.

lanadelschlg

poop-fart-princess

chelthulhu:

MORK

MERSHED PERDERDER

George R.R. Martin on writing women

George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.

daleksanddirewolves demarches

samheughan corseque

ponthion:

slaughterdog:

Celebrity Story Time: George R. R. Martin, Part 1/3 

This keeps getting put on my dash and I realized I need it on my blog.

winteriscoming-eventually:

My roommate and I decided to play GoT scrabble. This was the result. 

still dying at hodorhodor

winteriscoming-eventually

winteriscoming-eventually:

My roommate and I decided to play GoT scrabble. This was the result. 

still dying at hodorhodor

freddiequell oldfilmsflicker

fer1972:

Albert Einstein photographed by Ruth Orkin 
 

fer1972 iwantmybearsuit

fer1972:

Albert Einstein photographed by Ruth Orkin 

 

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textsfromthetardis:

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